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So here it is. The story of the golden years. During the first couple weeks with his new found family, John was a terror. He didn’t trust these men that adopted him. Who would after what he lived through in his short life. He was beaten, starved, and ran off by people who wouldn’t help a child.
When he saw Arthur’s horse, he attempted to bolt with it. However, that plan failed miserably with one whistle from Arthur and Bo bucked John off immediately. The fall injured John and Dutch was mildly impressed for his boldness.

heartseeker:

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

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Can you imagine how good life would’ve been of puppets were taken seriously as an art form like Jim Henson wanted? Even Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal weren’t allowed to really be seen as more than just kids movies because nobody can see puppetry as an art form for anyone but children.

If Miss Piggy could say fuck the world would be a better place.

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dragoncarrion:

If i was a middle aged white man I’d wear fish lures as jewelry idc

I’d serve so much cunt

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moreglitter:

Came across the most charmingly delivered piece of advice on r/houseplants

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The diagram:

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The diagram is great but my favorite part is the quotes around “purchase”

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ailithnight:

spacedace:

What is it about laying on the floor when you’re overwhelmed that makes everything feel so much better?

When God has ceased to answer your prayers, it feels good to distance yourself from Heaven.

Adding this to my list of incredibly raw fucking lines gifted from the impossible wonder that is tumblr

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I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist

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cambriancutie:

favorite visual gags:

  • something drawn realistically to show an emotion
  • something drawn poorly to show an emotion
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